cute quotes about life

Below are my list of cute quotes about life. As they say Life is one big joke, so never take Life too seriously or you will be disappointed. Live and laugh along. Life will never always get better. We got to learn how to handle it better.

Have a good time going through these cute quotes about life:

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” – Murphy’s Law

” Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers

” No one is listening until you fart.” – Author Unknown

” I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.” – Elaine Dundy

” People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.” – Dave Barry

” In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost

” There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. ” – Theodore Rubin

” I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.” – Jack Handey

” Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

” Time may be a great healer, but it s also a lousy beautician.” – Unknown

” An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.” -Unknown

” Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.” – Albert Einstein

” I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

” There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” – Oscar Wilde

” The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of living’s going down.” – Flip Wilson

” All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.” – Sean O’Casey

After reading all these cute quotes about life, I am sure you understand why they say Life is one big joke. None of us is going to get out of life alive, so get along with life and laugh over it.