“As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.” – Earl Nightingale

“Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.” – Gene Perret

“Life begins at retirement.” – Unknown

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.” – Ella Harris

“I’m retired- goodbye tension, hello pension!” – Unknown

“I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.” – Gene Perret

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” – Abe Lemons

“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.” – R.C. Sherriff

funny inspirational retirement quotes

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.” – Ella Harris

“Retirement:  It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.” – Gene Perret

“The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.” – George Foreman

“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.” – Gail Sheehy

“Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.” – Malcolm Forbes

Happy Retirement Quotes

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