“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” Victor Borge

The above funny Christmas quote is my all time favorite.

Don’t we all love this wonderful time of the year? Christmas tree sparkling with colored-lights, home decoration, jolly Santa Clause, sing-along Christmas carols, presents, X’mas cards, roasted turkey, etc.

Let’s huddle ourselves in front of the glowing fireplace, read each of these merry Christmas quotations to keep you jolly and warm our hearts and spirits, while the weather outside is cold and frightful.


“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”- W. T. Ellis


“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge


“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere


“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” – Kin Hubbard


“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”- Peg Bracken


“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis


“Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” – Washington Irving


“Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree.” – Charlotte Carpenter.


“They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.” – Mrs. Paul M. Ell.


“At Christmas, all roads lead home.” – Marjorie Holmes


“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson


“Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.” – Unknown


“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin


“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ” – Mary Ellen Chase


“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ” – Norman Vincent Peale


“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.” – Dave Barry


“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer…. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ” – Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes)


“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney


“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor (Leaving Home)


“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit” – Kin Hubbard


“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” – Richard Paul Evans (The Christmas Box)


“When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness.” – Bob Hope


“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” – Calvin Coolidge


“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” – Eric Sevareid


Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice


“Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” – Washington Irving


“Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling.” – Graham Greene (Travels With My Aunt)


“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.” – G.K. Chesterton


“Christmas, my child, is love in action.” – Dale Evans Rogers


“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.” – Bing Crosby


“There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries.” – W. J. Cameron


“Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. ” – W.J. Cameron


“The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.” – Tess Gerritsen (The Sinner)


“Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.” – Rosie Thomas (Iris And Ruby)


“A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.” – Eva K. Logue


“Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today’s Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.” – Gladys Taber


“Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.” – Joan Mills