Let’s check out some of these funny naughty quotes by celebrities like Woody Allen, Phyllis Diller, Mae West, Brigitte Bardot, Jayne Mansfield and others.

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You don’t need any kind of protection or even a partner to enjoy these sexy naughty quotes, so to speak.

“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederik Ryder

“Chastity is curable, if detected early.” – Woody Allen

“A dirty book is rarely dusty.” – Anonymous

“A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing.” -Phyllis Diller

“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” – Chinese Proverb

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip” – Gary Allan

“Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?” -Murray Banks

“When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.” – Mae West

“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.” – Brigitte Bardot

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.” – Jayne Mansfield

“I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.” – Jay McInerney

“It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden.” – Anonymous

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.” – Gloria Leonard

“But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.” – Waiter Rant

“Nothing risque, nothing gained.” – Alexander Woollcott

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Elizabeth Browning

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. -Anonymous

“The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them….” – Michelle Hammersley

“Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” – Groucho Marx

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