What is your favorite short funny life quotes? Personally I prefer those witty quotes which are short and simple. As they say, brevity is the soul of wit, right? Anyway, below I have selected some funny quotes about life from various sources.
Go on find out which is your one favorite short funny quotes about life.
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.” – Unknown
“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.” – Golda Meir
“I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.” – A. J. Liebling
“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” – C. G. Jung
“Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.” – Mark Twain
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” – Oscar Wilde
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.” – Woody Allen
“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.” – Ingrid Bergman
“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”- Gloria Leonard
“Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins.” – Richard Dawkins
“I don’t know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”- William Shakespeare
“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” – Albert Einstein
Hope you love my selection of short funny life quotes.