What is your favorite short funny life quotes? Personally I prefer those witty quotes which are short and simple. As they say, brevity is the soul of wit, right? Anyway, below I have selected some funny quotes about life from various sources.

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Go on find out which is your one favorite short funny quotes about life.

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.” – Unknown

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.” – Golda Meir

“I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.” – A. J. Liebling

“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” – C. G. Jung

“Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.” – Mark Twain

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” – Oscar Wilde

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.” – Woody Allen

“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.” – Ingrid Bergman

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”- Gloria Leonard

“Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins.” – Richard Dawkins

“I don’t know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”- William Shakespeare

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” – Albert Einstein

Hope you love my selection of short funny life quotes.