These short funny sayings are cute, fun and easy to remember. Some of these short cute sayings make great bumper stickers or you can have them printed on your t-shirts.

short funny sayings

Below is a collection of short funny sayings that are easy to understand and they catchy too.

“Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.”

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

“Behind every great fortune there is a crime.”

“Honk if you love peace and quiet.”

“A day without sunshine is like, well, night.”

“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”

“War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.”

“He who laughs last, thinks slowest.”

“99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.”

“Always try to be modest…and proud of it!”

“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.”

“If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.”

“A fool and his money are soon partying.”

“The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”

“It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.”

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.”

“A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.”

“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”